In honor of the new Diora Maxim spread I decided to see how many horrible golf related sexual puns I could come up with off the top of my head. My dad is an avid golfer so prepare to be shocked and awed.
I'd like to get a hole in her one. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.
I could totally see myself pitching from her bunker.
I would love to drive to the center of her fairway.
She gets me so hot I'd probably singhe her VJ.
She has some heavy rough I would definitely not mind landing in.
I wouldn't mind palmering her Arnold if you know what I'm saying.
That tiger sure gave me a Wood if you catch my drift.
I could see myself jacking to that(nick) lass. That one sucked. Geeze this is hard now. Just check out the photos:
She looks so hot that I'd even forgive her if she made a Fuzzy Zoeller-esque racial slur. I'd rather she not though.